April 30, 2023

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Woof. Bicycle guy looks hammered. He’s lucky to be in one piece.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

…if he had be hit by the train…

Tigressy
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
1 year ago

…the poor train driver would have had my full compassion.
I hope the life-saver got a decent reward – but I doubt it…

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perkycat
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 year ago

The guy probably sued him for injuries incurred while saving his life. You know ~ the world today.

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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Yeah train tracks are a bad mixer with alcohol.

After many years of no rail service, we recently got light passenger trains in this area.

I haven’t ridden them yet, because the stations aren’t very convenient for me, but I plan to check them out.I

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However in their short existence, there have been I think three fatalities at a street crossing about two miles from my house, near a freeway underpass.

Not train passengers..

One bicyclist and two homeless pedestrians, all of whom ignored warning lights, one of whom went around the barrier arm when it was already lowered…

And all three of whom had blood alcohol way over the limit for driving.

Don’t drink and drive, they say.

Well, don’t drink and walk near trains, either.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Subway stations here in Munich…
Fortunately there’s a so-called “Nothalt” emergency pull-handle – and a safe-space under the whole length of the platforms.

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Reply to  Tigressy
1 year ago

Those are much more urban, I’m sure, and probably have many more trains and passengers using them.

We have only one train, that makes a few trips a day, and two of the three “stations” are just a stretch of concrete with a bus-stop type wood and glass shelter.

The fourth incorporates a small old train station, and I think it’s the only one that’s manned.

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The fatal collisions weren’t even at a stop, but a place where the tracks cross a rather busy suburban street at fairly high speed.

They’ve since built these sort of cages that are designed to impede crossing, on three corners… The fourth has an arm that lowers, instead… The arm that one person walked around.

This picture is in daytime… At night, when all three accidents occurred, it’s much more deserted.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

eeeek!

P51Strega
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Sadly, you can’t idiot-proof them because idiots are so darned clever.

But, perhaps a block long fence along the tracks on each side of the crossing. Mount the gates on the fence post. Then going around the gate will involve either a hike along the fence or going into the middle of the road. They would also have to have these to prevent ducking under:

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Peek-a-boo.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

You know, field mice are kinda cute, as long as they stay outside.
(Another good reason to have a cat.)

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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

 
An     ARTICLE      about the plight of the harvest mouse.
 

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Same cat as yesterday’s pole-sitter?

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

Does this make him a polecat?

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

Boo! 😀

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

If it were, I’d know it was photoshopped… somebody creating a series of unlikely kitty poses.

But no, a different cat, and a much more realistic looking placement.

Yesterday’s pole sitter was less sleek and well fed, ie, thinner and rougher looking, with an expanse of white chest.

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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

This one looks scared. Like “why did you put on this railing?”

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

<3
Very much <3 .

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

I like that one better than Warhol’s Coke stuff

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1 year ago

StelBel
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1 year ago

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  StelBel
1 year ago

Woof again. Talk about your mashups.

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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

Mona apparently doesn’t have a front facing camera so she could see the picture she’s taking.

Imagine, a big celebrity using such out of date technology.

Time to update her 16th century phone.

Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Dual screen phone.

perkycat
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Reply to  StelBel
1 year ago

Made me laugh!! ….and that’s why I’m here.

StelBel
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1 year ago

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  StelBel
1 year ago

When yoga goes very wrong.

Tigressy
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Reply to  StelBel
1 year ago

That’s how pantomimes end up.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  StelBel
1 year ago

Yes the mime trapped in the (almost) invisible phone.

perkycat
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Reply to  StelBel
1 year ago

Makes me feel claustrophobic.

happyhappyhappy
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1 year ago

I’m a frayed knot.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
1 year ago

I take it you know the interminable “shaggy dog” story?

(No actual dog involved).

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1 year ago

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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1 year ago

This is the version I buy and use.

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
1 year ago

Posted this comment earlier, but it seems to have vanished. Must be a Word Press thing.
I had never heard of mushroom ketchup. As best I can make it out, the label says “for pies, puddings and ???” So it is a dessert thing?

perkycat
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

I never heard of it either. Doesn’t sound like something I want for my pies, puddings and ???s.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  perkycat
1 year ago

You can use it as a marinade, or to add flavour when cooking as well, but is also very good on meals like steak etc. like in the video.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

No, not a dessert thing. Pies and puddings in this context means things like steak pies, and (steak) suet puddings. I use it as a marinade and when cooking mostly to add flavour, but I also use it as a sauce.

Last edited 1 year ago by More_Cats_Than_Sense
SusanSunshine
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1 year ago

One of my favorite lame jokes is similar…

But I’m not sure whether it works in print cos you can’t tell it with the right inflection. But of course I have to try:

This termite walks into a bar, looks around, and says “Hey! Where’s the bar tender?”

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Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Diamond Lil would approve.

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1 year ago

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

I’m sure there is a warehouse full of these jokes somewhere.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender walks over to the horse and asks “Hey Buddy. Why the long face?”

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

I heard it as “Is the Bar tender here?”

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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

MMM favorite cookie. he lets the cookie jar off to harden the cookies, the he’s delighted.

MontanaLady
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1 year ago

love the videos today. especially perry como’s.!

perkycat
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1 year ago

As soon as you mention ‘dung beetle’, Cleo, we know it is going to be a toilet joke! Claude was not impressed!

Saucy1121
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1 year ago

It’s been a year since I said good-bye to my Moxie. I’ve been looking at local SPCAs and animal control, but haven’t found exactly the right one. I applied to a local Golden Retriever rescue today. Keep your fingers crossed for me.

perkycat
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Reply to  Saucy1121
1 year ago

Good luck finding your special friend.

Tigressy
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Reply to  Saucy1121
1 year ago

🤞

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