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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

I didn’t think that they were quite that big. I’m guessing that its some kind of perspective thing. Unless it’s a long haired great dane. 😀

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
6 months ago

It’s said that the Irish wolfhound is the reason that there are no wolves in Ireland.

Tigressy
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
6 months ago

No chance for the sun-being-eaten part of Ragnarök there then.
With rain being referred to as Irish sunshine, let me rephrase that…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
6 months ago

They’re that big.

Irish wolfhounds are supposedly bigger than Great Danes… But it depends on what you mean AND who you ask.

My brother and his first wife bought one, many years ago, stupidly thinking they could make money breeding them, around the same time my sister and her husband bought a Scottish deerhound, with the same silly plan.

Of course, it became a case of who lost more money… a separate story, but a very common one.

In any case, they were told that the Irish wolfhound was the largest dog breed in the world… Not in weight, but height and length

The AKC still says that.

If you Google it nowadays, some sites say the average wolfhound is taller, but the tallest Great Dane is taller.

(The English Mastiff is the largest overall, because they can weigh upwards of 300 pounds.)

All I can say is that she was one TALL dog.

She weighed more than my tall, thin brother and waaay more than his wife.

She was friendly, happy and playful. Very playful.
Bounce all over the house playful.
Break the couch springs playful.

She ate enough food for a pony, and.. er… left the enormous results in the back yard.

Then she had three very playful puppies.
Very large playful puppies.

(And they already had two free range “playful” young human children.)

Only problem… well, honestly, not the only problem… was discovering that the puppies weren’t the result of her mating with the purebred stud, but with a neighborhood dog.

They loved her, but after the vet bills and the food bills, selling her to the owner of the male stud dog became their only reasonable option.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

“I’m a lap dog. Just like Fifi, the toy poodle next door. She’s my pal.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

Not unknown, but not yet famous.

Right around the time he signed with Col. Parker, and before his early Sun recordings.

Last edited 6 months ago by SusanSunshine
Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

Partners in grime.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

I’m waiting to hear the story with this one. 🙁

Tigressy
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
6 months ago

Tragic.

Translated by google:

“Caption: In Rome, a maid, helped by one of her companions, was removing stains from a dress with petrol. At a certain moment, she wanted to turn on the water heater, and was suddenly hit by a flame. The petrol caught fire and the clothes of the two women also caught fire. With difficulty extracted from the flames, the unfortunate women died shortly afterwards.”

Illustration for La Domenica del Corriere, 11 October 1931.
Creator: Achille Beltrame, Italian (1871–1945)
Artwork: medium color lithograph

Source: https://www.lookandlearn.com/history-images/M510570/A-Roma-una-domestica-aiutata-da-una-sua-compagna-stava-smacchiando-un-abito-con-la-benzina

Alexikakos
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Reply to  Tigressy
6 months ago

 
Thanks.
The caption via “Google Translate”.
 
“In Rome, a maid, helped by one of her companions, was removing stains from a dress with petrol. At a certain moment, she wanted to turn on the water heater and was suddenly hit by a flame. The petrol caught fire and the clothes of the two women also caught fire. With difficulty extracted from the flames, the unfortunate women died shortly afterwards.”
Illustration for La Domenica del Corriere, 11 October 1931.
 

Tigressy
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Reply to  Alexikakos
6 months ago

That’s in my spoiler.

Alexikakos
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Reply to  Tigressy
6 months ago

 
I somehow missed that.
My 23 ounce (U.S.) (28.75 ounce Canadian) mug of coffee hadn’t been touched yet.
 

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Tigressy
6 months ago

Petrol. Yeah, i kinda figured.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

Cats are liquid.

Tigressy
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
6 months ago

Nope; they’re a gas – they occupy all space there is.

Alexikakos
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

 
Proserpina”      From Michael ChEval’s “Sense of Absurdity” collection.
Proserpina is her Roman name. She was known as Persephone to the Greeks.
Her story is interesting:
In brief, broad strokes, Zeus, her father, approved of her uncle Hades wish to marry her and make her queen of the underworld and assisted in her abduction. Her mother, Demeter, became so distraught the Earth turned barren and eventually Zeus sent Hermes to the underworld to bring her back; but because Persephone had eaten pomegranate seeds she was bound to return to the underworld and Hades for a period of time each year. Demeter again mourned the loss of her daughter each time and thus we have winter and spring.
 

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

Ive seen urinal flies someplace.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

I don’t know how long ago this was, but they’ve had toilet targets for years, for use in training little boys.

Usually they’re stickers or decals, that stick for a while but are safe to flush… The ones I saw back in the day were of actual targets, with bull’s eyes, but some now are just cute little pictures.

Nowadays, they also make stand-up plastic urinals, for toddler boys, with built in targets.

And no, sorry … you guys are all too tall for those.

Alexikakos
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
6 months ago

 
Here’s another interesting one.
 
I have often seen a sign in businesses with public washrooms in many towns and cities that read:
“We aim to please, you aim too, please.”
 

Urinal Football Target.PNG
baconboycamper
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
6 months ago

When my wife and I ran her day home, we used Cheerios as the target when we were “training the boys”…

Alexikakos
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

 
I didn’t get the correct answer. When I found out, I went looking. Here’s     AN ARTICLE.     I’m not going to give anything away (in case I get yelled at), but it’s an interesting read.
 

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

wow

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

OMG… I saw the adult face immediately, even in the childhood picture.

I didn’t expect that he’d have looked the same as a child, but clicking the spoiler, I saw that I was right!

In case by any chance you don’t recognize the adult either…

we’re talking about…
the one and only Mick Jagger!

Hint-ish kind of a thing…. before you peek…

it might help to know..

I think maybe it was the eyebrows that gave it away.

Last edited 6 months ago by SusanSunshine
P51Strega
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
6 months ago

I was so close. Looking at the adult I thought,

There’s only one person who looks that bad and is still alive:
Keith Richards

Last edited 6 months ago by P51Strega
Saint
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

Not this guy
<a hrefcomment image>not this guy</a>

Last edited 6 months ago by Saint
P51Strega
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Reply to  Saint
6 months ago

I thought the same from the child picture.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
6 months ago

I’m going with Elon Musk.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
6 months ago

Nope.

happyhappyhappy
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6 months ago

Normally the local greasy spoon is the best place to get a good meal.
Better than most chain places.
Most not all.

Greyhame
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
6 months ago

Me Pa taught me to look for the one with the most trucks parked outside.

happyhappyhappy
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6 months ago

Alexikakos
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6 months ago

 
Another interesting find by you.
I learned more than one thing from it…. 🙂
To others:
The rather annoying part of the commercial begins at 4 minutes 12 seconds and lasts until 5 minutes and 10 seconds (its lead-in contains an educational bit).
It’s also the only one.
 

SusanSunshine
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6 months ago

Do I have to say anything about today’s strip?

I do?

Well, okay.

..

Sorry. I can’t.

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baconboycamper
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
6 months ago

Gee.
That “bugs” me, Susan…

(!!! snerk !!!)

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6 months ago
Tigressy
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6 months ago

Maybe they want to participate in the Olympic Games in Paris (France) this Summer?

Liverlips McCracken
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6 months ago

I hope against hope that this is NOT the Clifford’s idea of a night out on the town.
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Lemme guess: The kitten’s name is Patrick.

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