November 4, 2025

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Okay… today’s moose is an elk.

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Hey, whose Grandma are you calling bizarre?

Okay, maybe some Grandmas are a little off… I mean … like if you go to her house and the chairs are all wearing socks. Or she keeps a 2½ foot long lemon in the laundry room.

So, yeah… I guess some of these hints are a bit strange. Honestly, I don’t think a potato is going to do much to rust… and today’s milk, unless you buy it raw and unhomogenized, isn’t likely to sour. It spoils, instead.

But two are so…… good (?) … they’re in the list twice, with different illustrations.

Apparently, you can freeze the gum off fabric with an ice cube…. or by… spreading peanut butter on it?

And you boil the cloves in a big pot of water… or… you… um… use giant cloves.. and stab your palm with a butter knife?

Greyhame
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

“To prevent drawers from sticking, wax bottoms twice a year.”

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Greyhame
5 months ago

You wax the rails they ride on.
Unless you have one of those fancy new ball bearing rails.

TCM541
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Reply to  Greyhame
5 months ago

My momma waxed my bottom so well when I was a kid, my drawers have never stuck.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  TCM541
5 months ago

That was my dad’s job.

TCM541
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
5 months ago

Yeah, Dad got his share of swings in too.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Greyhame
5 months ago

Most drawer bottoms don’t touch anything, except on the edges.

Unless you’re talking about what what TCM is talking about.

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Yeah… I never said none of them work…

But I do wish someone would explain that kind of creepy illustration I mentioned in my post, the one in the lower left corner.

It’s the second illustration of boiling cloves… whatever that could mean, other than in a pot of boiling water.

It’s also odd that there are elements repeated, like candles,.and wooden drawers, where they don’t belong.

It makes me wonder whether AI could have done this.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

I let you up on the bed ONE time, and….

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Okay….

I recognize
Steve McQueen, Barbra Streisand, Paul Newman and Sidney Poitier

But I don’t know why they’re all together.

I’ll see what Uncle Google says.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
5 months ago

I asked… he says they’re at the Oscars in 1974.

I can’t argue with Uncle Google, but I gotta say, they sure don’t look dressed for that.

TCM541
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Boredom and/or separation anxiety issues. The door jambs and carpet in my house look like this…Maggie had major separation anxiety. I learned about that the hard way. I get so frustrated with people who say crate training is inhumane. Leaving my dog out to eat wood and carpet is much more inhumane. I had to crate Lincoln as a young dog, but he grew out of it.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

What? You thanked that guy who remodeled the kitchen, and gave him money.

And I can’t even get a lousy.Milkbone?

TCM541
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
5 months ago

Lots and lots of money. I just had over $13k repairs done – plumbing, floors, counters, sink, etc. Then I bought a car – $7500 down. And I just paid $3500 to get Mom out of her timeshare. I’m down to about $200.00 now. I think I should stop.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

“I hear you knockin’, but you can’t come in.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Ring-necked pheasant.

Which my spell Czech keeps trying to change to “ring-necked present.”

Let’s see if it works this time…..

crazeekatlady
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
5 months ago

Automiscorrect.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  crazeekatlady
5 months ago

Autoguffaw.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

There was an airline with the motto, “The proud bird with a golden tail”. I can’t say this one is golden, but the bird looks pretty darned proud anyway.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Arfside
5 months ago

I think that was Continental… they painted the plane tails gold.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

For kittens it’s like riding the mechanical bull.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

The little guy is just overmatched.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be noticing here.

Les bonne soeurs passent Le Bon Soir.

They’re not paying much attention to it, but wimples are kind of like blinders, cutting off peripheral vision. I think both racehorses and nuns are supposed to focus straight ahead.

I thought there was a face looking through the door, but I guess it’s just part of my ever-present pareidolia.

And that is one tall lady on the right.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

No.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  happyhappyhappy
5 months ago

OK, you can be the one to stand on the balcony and tell it ‘NO!’ when it’s getting ready to spring.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

I don’t want to tell people what to do… but… um…. you guys… It might be time to move.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Speaking of time to move….

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Yes there is.

TCM541
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Less than three seconds.

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Yes.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
5 months ago

Not even a Near-sighted Lover™ could mistake it for a panda.

Alexikakos
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5 months ago

 

I found this caption.

 
Kino Movie In 1958 newspapers complied a list of the 12 most powerful actors in Hollywood. They were named, the “Golden Dozen”. From L-R: Marlon Brando, Gary Cooper, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Clark Gable, Cary Grant, William Holden, Burt Lancaster, Gregory Peck, Frank Sinatra, James Stewart & John Wayne. … less D D DALOIA
 

 

happyhappyhappy
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5 months ago

Alexikakos
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5 months ago

 
I like these.
They’re well put together and I learn stuff.
 

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Alexikakos
5 months ago

Well put together.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
5 months ago

With glue.

SusanSunshine
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5 months ago

Yay… The caped canine crusaders are on the job!

Will they prove to be what the weary world needs…. a pair of arch supports?
Or will those arch villains throw them a curve?

And why are we getting our episodes in twos?
I, personally, am in no hurry.

TCM541
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
5 months ago

Yeah, I plan to be checking in here every day for a long, long time!

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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5 months ago

Anders Leonard Zorn (18 February 1860 – 22 August 1920, Mora, Sweden) – Mrs Weguelin and Her Son (1889) – Oil on canvas, 131 x 89.5 cm.

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TCM541
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
5 months ago

I think I see a family resemblance.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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5 months ago

Shrimp Fried Rice.

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happyhappyhappy
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5 months ago

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