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Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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3 years ago

Fʀᴏᴍ Tʜᴇ Dᴇᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ Oғ Gʀᴇᴀᴛ Bᴜᴛ Uɴᴅᴇʀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ/Uɴsᴜɴɢ Lʏʀɪᴄs:

1.    The dust that Pancho bit down south …
It ended up in Lefty’s mouth

2.    If my feet woulda fit a railroad track …
I guess I’d have been a train

3.    Sometimes I wish I was lyin’ like a cat in the sun …
Instead of workin’ like a dog for the cash

4.    One night down in the Quarter that ended in a fight …
Someone got their ass kicked no matter who was right

5.    If you tell me what it is that makes your life worth livin’ …
I’ll be obliged to find a single damn that I’ll be givin’
 
6.    Follow the equator, like that old articulator …
Sail upon the ocean just like Mr. Twain

7.    Cashin’ in on a thirty year crush …
You can’t be young and do that

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But they ARE sung!

More’s the pity, in some cases.

….

Haven’t heard them all but I like this one:

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Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

@SS – All people of a certain “station” in life should appreciate the lyrics of Canola Fields. McMurtry has a gift for fusing nostalgia of the past with reality of the present – one moment you’re in the reverie of the days of misspent youth and the next you’re being slapped in the face by, as Jimmy Buffett calls it, “the now.”

JP Steve
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3 years ago

Seven…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

Nah… find two more and I’ll post the solution. 🙂

DennisinSeattle
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

Me too, without really trying. But I have to decide – obsess over the last two or get more sleep.

mr_sherman
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

I found all nine.

Tigressy
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Reply to  mr_sherman
3 years ago

Me too. Nine, that is.

JP Steve
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Reply to  mr_sherman
3 years ago

I followed Dennis’ logic. Now up to eight…

P51Strega
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

Eight for me too

MontanaLady
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

Seven seems to be the number I’m stuck on. But when I looked up Susan’s solution, I probably would never see 8 and 9.

Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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3 years ago

Exactly. For a nurse to treat a brave able seaman like that is disgraceful (her right hand is probably in his pocket)..

DennisinSeattle
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3 years ago

The man plays some tricks with his clarinet!

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3 years ago

I could be wrong, but it sounds as though the clarinetist makes that sound by slapping his tongue against the reed.

SusanSunshine
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3 years ago

Hullo Cleo cadre, and Puzzle People…

I had to fight my way back here, after posting earlier…

Windows and WordPress were both playing tricks.

I hope you opted for sleep, Dennis… cos it’s a bit later than I thought it would be.

But here I am, solution in hand… but only for those who have already tried their best.

Poke your nose in before that…and well….

Cleo has a slingshot and she knows how to use it.

When you’re truly ready… click here….
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

You missed the most obvious one — that CVS receipt near the coffee cup is way too short. It should be hanging down over the edge of the desk. 😉

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

…and them my poor meatball

Was nothing but mush!

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Alan Sherman did it better :oP

DennisinSeattle
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Funny video!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

Eight again. 🙂

Alexikakos
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3 years ago

@ Everybody

Re: left handed computer mouses (they’re inanimate, like a house so I don’t use mice as the plural):
 
In the unlikely event you don’t already know this…
 — there is no guarantee this will work for you if you want to try it, but if it does, it does — 
…at least some mouse manufacturers allow some settings changes that may or may not be useful to you.
 
I’m running Windows 10, but I’m sure the Mac operating system has some equivalent steps.
 
 1) Open the Windows button on the task bar.
 2) Scroll to “Settings” and open it.
 3) Select “Devices” and open that.
 4) Open “Mouse” from that menu.
 5) It will be obvious from here on what your mouse manufacturer allows or doesn’t.
 

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Reply to  Alexikakos
3 years ago

Mac Mini –

  1. System Preferences icon
  2. Mouse
Old Phart Plods
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3 years ago

Guess it wasn’t a good idea, but it was an idea.

Good morning Cleo Phans and puzzlers extraordinaire!
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Y’all thank a Navajo. (((((HuGz!)))))

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3 years ago

Cleo thinks the only good ideas are her ideas. Got them all today. I’d go outside and celebrate, but I’d die of smoke inhalation. Another bad day.

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Reply to  perkycat
3 years ago

We’ve had 4 glorious smoke free days! and today the AQI is 73. Yuccccck!

JP Steve
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Reply to  perkycat
3 years ago

Yesterday Vancouver was “World’s most polluted city.” Maybe a little better today?

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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

I don’t know anything about Vancouver, but we are supposed to have one more day of unbreathable air, also known as unhealthy. I’m in North Idaho close to Spokane, Washington. Just looks like it is foggy.

MontanaLady
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

our AQI jumped up to 155 right now. Pretty bad. Looks like really bad pollution also.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  perkycat
3 years ago

I’m socked in here, bit I’m not getting any of the heat and smoke. We had some yesterday.

perkycat
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3 years ago

“You Shall Not Pass, Dog” ~ perfect example of Cats Rule – Dogs Drool! I can’t believe all those big dogs are scared of that little tiny fur ball.

MontanaLady
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Reply to  perkycat
3 years ago

I’ll echo that! What sweet kitties!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  perkycat
3 years ago

QTπ knows better than to cross Kiki.

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