Trying to be as lame as Garfield sets the bar impossibly high. Or low.
“Pearls Before Swine” and “Peanuts* also use a table, or more often, a brick wall… Stephan Pastis actually does that in homage to Charles Schulz, his mentor and former employer, and also uses a cafe counter.
I don’t know who is richer, Jim Davis or those two, but none is a slouch in the earnings department.
….
Pastis is pretty sharp, but purposely uses lame puns … so they say, cos to me they’re not lame. Whether Schulz is lame is a matter for debate.
OTOH, Teresa Burrit tries to be lame but doesn’t use a table and I’m pretty sure is far less rich.
And I constantly make lame jokes, but I don’t have a big table, or two nickels to rub together.
…
Conclusion:
Financial success is obviously way more about the table than the lameness of one’s jokes.
Meanwhile… Sorry… I feel asleep last night in the middle of posting, which, since I’m using my tablet, I thought I could do while lying in bed.
Actually, in glad I wasn’t up as late as usual. I may have to try that again.
If I want to sleep I can’t, but maybe wanting not to sleep will work… As long as I can trick myself, so don’t tell me I said that, ok?
Let’s keep it our little secret.
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Now THAT’S having all your ducks in a row!
said it first!
WOW!
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Hsss!
regal!
Black cats are best.
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Dale a tu cuerpo alegrÃa, Macarena…🎶🎵
Hey Macarena!
Funny!
,
That muffin is trying to tell us something. “Help! I’m a prisoner in a breakfast bakery!”
“There’s a hole in my plate.”
er.. it’s just a muffin… it’s just a muffin… it’s.. um… it’s just a muffin… {gulp}…
NOSE!
How Mickey got in the batter, I’ll never know.
It’s just a muffin!!!!
I mean… um… iiit’s nothing to be afraid of… right?
almond amaretto
almond amaretto
Both of them look great!
If one is good, two must be better!
Find the nine differences.
seen on ‘Ripley’s Believe it or not’ today
yes, it COULD happen
yikes!!!
I read an article about it, with pictures.
It was a while ago … Maybe even a couple of years.
Looking at the pictures it was a little hard to believe, but in a place where books and computers are not a part of everyone’s life, seemed possible.
alright… i’ll buy the C & Coffee mug! great idea.
and, speaking of great … what great videos to watch today. ear worm time.
I don’t know whether you saw that I posted Shirley Temple for you yesterday… about the animal crackers. 🙂
I can’t understand it. The joke seems MORE than lame enough.
It’s not just “Garfield”.
Trying to be as lame as Garfield sets the bar impossibly high. Or low.
“Pearls Before Swine” and “Peanuts* also use a table, or more often, a brick wall… Stephan Pastis actually does that in homage to Charles Schulz, his mentor and former employer, and also uses a cafe counter.
I don’t know who is richer, Jim Davis or those two, but none is a slouch in the earnings department.
….
Pastis is pretty sharp, but purposely uses lame puns … so they say, cos to me they’re not lame. Whether Schulz is lame is a matter for debate.
OTOH, Teresa Burrit tries to be lame but doesn’t use a table and I’m pretty sure is far less rich.
And I constantly make lame jokes, but I don’t have a big table, or two nickels to rub together.
…
Conclusion:
Financial success is obviously way more about the table than the lameness of one’s jokes.
Keep trying!
Meanwhile… Sorry… I feel asleep last night in the middle of posting, which, since I’m using my tablet, I thought I could do while lying in bed.
Actually, in glad I wasn’t up as late as usual. I may have to try that again.
If I want to sleep I can’t, but maybe wanting not to sleep will work… As long as I can trick myself, so don’t tell me I said that, ok?
Let’s keep it our little secret.
And thanks, nighthawks, for the song!