April 26, 2026

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Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Today’s dog haiku:

I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend – come to kill us all –
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I can never get my hounds to sit still for studio type photos. I grab a camera and look at them, and they keep coming closer and closer trying to figure out what I’m doing. (I’ve got a few really good nose shots…)

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

♫♪”If you could see her through my eyes…”♫♪

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Must.not.make.political.comment…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
1 month ago

It kind of makes itself.

Even though that wasn’t the intention, when it won a prize in a photo contest several years ago.

Last edited 1 month ago by SusanSunshine
More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Don’t annoy the Cobra Chicken…….

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(Anyone who really knows their memes will understand this)

JP Steve
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
1 month ago

I have learned to understand Canada Geese…

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

No goslings yet.
Any day now…

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  Tigressy
1 month ago

My dad’s Siberian husky used to chase my uncle’s chickens. Until the day it wasn’t a chicken…that goose let him know that birds aren’t to be messed with.

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Yesterday driving on Oregon 140, there was a small dead animal in the highway ahead of me. I didn’t think anything of it, until (at 55 mph) I was almost upon it, and a bald eagle swooped down and scooped it off the road. I missed the bird by less than 15 feet. I think the eagle was worried I’d get it first…

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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Pandamonium

Tigressy
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Reply to  crazeekatlady
1 month ago

That’s what came to my mind, too.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

It’s a fake, but a fun one anyway.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

It were only real, you could have a giant vase of pandawillows to celebrate spring.

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Saucy1121
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

It’s pandas, all the way down.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Saucy1121
1 month ago

John Green fan?

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Those little seeds and their coating are the actual fruit. Botanically the strawberry is a compound fruit, not a berry.

But call it a berry… Botanical classifications are not culinary ones, or common usage.

While you’re at it, ignore other botanical labels. They mean nothing in the kitchen.

You can call peanuts nuts, and rhubarb fruit… but NOT tomatoes… They’re vegetables. Really. Honest. No less than the Supreme court said so, 150 years ago, but the ridiculous story lives on.

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Happy Birthday, whoever you are…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I’ve said before that gifs sometimes outpace my eyes, so I may miss details. But I keep watching this, and the action still seems to stop in the middle.

I mean when the bell cap? weight??… is lifted from the cheese….
I’m not sure whether or why that makes the little pony (?) start running.

He does look like a pony, right? Not a rat… And ponies don’t run because they see cheese. And it doesn’t look like it was fully covered anyway.

But it’s cute.

So yeah Happy 5th Birthday… Whoever and wherever you may be!

baconboycamper
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

It’s a very poor rendition of a white mouse running in a wheel…

Still (YES), quite cute overall.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  baconboycamper
1 month ago

Thank you!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I do. Someplace.

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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I found mine. It’s an interesting, albeit obvious, manipulation of multiple images of the same scene. The scene appears to shift in perspective, but the scenery itself remains the same.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I keep some right at hand, ever since you posted some 3D pics a couple of years ago. Just paper ones, from a dollar tree coloring book I lucked into, but they work.

And yes…

It’s kind of like paper cut-outs, or a pop-up card, not three dimensional people… And the man in front looks like he’s wearing a silver shirt.

But the effect is great.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I’ll have to try the eggshells and the fork method.

JP Steve
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Reply to  Arfside
1 month ago

i found the herbs were less flavorful after you got rid on the leaves…

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

The floss I use is wax coated and peppermint flavour though.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
1 month ago

Mmmm…… brie ala menthe…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I’ve read back and forth arguments about putting an apple in the potatoes… Some say it works, others say you get a rotten apple spoiling your potatoes. But maybe they didn’t keep a good eye on it.

You can use dental floss for brie or other soft cheese…. But I don’t think you want to try it on a good hard cheddar. And you’d probably make a mess with really soft cheese like cream cheese.

I tried the fork thing once with cilantro… Half the leaves just pulled through the tines. It’s ok, you can eat the stems anyway.

I want to try it with basil… The leaves are bigger, and the stems firmer, and you do only want the leaves with that.

But do watch out microwaving anything with a solid peel. You probably want to poke a hole in that lemon, and only nuke it for 10 seconds or so. I don’t think the goal is cooked lemon or an explosion.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

I’d rather roll the citrus with a little force on a hard surface.

DancingBuffalo
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1 month ago

I do that with limes. No way I can squeeze a lime. And the alternative (hammer) is rather messy.

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Reply to  DancingBuffalo
1 month ago

Try pliers.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

They’re not mutually exclusive… You can nuke for a few seconds, then roll.

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DancingBuffalo
Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

It’s hard to get the eggshells into my Keurig K-cups.

And dental floss reminds me of fixing an Apple laptop. I had to replace the touchpad, but the battery was in the way – with double-sided adhesive. Now, you can’t bend the battery or you ruin it, so you can’t put levers under it to push it out. Or a knife to cut the adhesive. So I went to the Inter-googly-web-thing and asked. It seems that Apple sold a titanium wire device to cut the adhesive. Well, I’ve the machine torn down, and the customer wants it back soon – waiting another week for a special device isn’t good. So I tried my own wire. Copper: broke. Steel: broke. I don’t remember what all I tried. Nothing worked. So back to Dr. Google…someone said their shop used dental floss. I laughed. Then drove home, got some floss, and tried it. Sure enough – dental floss and two pencils to make a garrote and it cut right through. Weird, huh?

Side note: now Apple uses a special removable tape for the batteries – there’s a tab that you gently pull and it removes the tape from between the battery and the chassis. Cool! But I still just use carpet tape to put the stinkin’ battery back in.

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Great idea! I’ve been wondering what to do with all my used dental floss!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

An episode of neither “Make Room For Daddy” nor “Leave it to Beaver”…

Those series’ co-stars, Angela Cartwright and Jerry Mathers, respectively, are guest stars on the Dinah Shore Chevrolet Show, in April 1960..

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I think she is putting a five year old’s moves on this little boy. He, like most little boys, and grown men, is clueless.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

But I don’t want to wear a helmet. It makes me look like a sissy. I’d rather help the world by being an organ donor.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Said to be all recovered from actual accidents.

I looked at it on several Facebook and Instagram pages….
Most people were saying yeah, wear a helmet, or telling how a helmet saved them.

But it was amazing how many idiots were saying they wouldn’t wear one… Helmets break your neck, block your hearing, etc.

Some said these pictures were fake, especially #4, which BTW came from somebody dragged under a car.

One arrogant guy said he’d been riding for 40 years and never crashed because he was vigilant and always knew what car drivers were going to do, and crashes just proved other motorcyclists weren’t careful.

He didn’t make a lot of friends in that forum.

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

“Arrrh…”

Arfside
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Reply to  JP Steve
1 month ago

My thoughts exactly, but you beat me to it!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
1 month ago

If he’s going to go leaping about like a pirate, he’d better turn that knife around….

Or it won’t be “arrrh”, it’ll be “ayyeeeow!!”

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Yup!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Yes… It doesn’t look like it’s even trying to hide.

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Fastest one I’ve ever found.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Got it!

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Now try having one of them jump up and down on the roof…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I suppose whoever captioned it assumed everybody’d know that a DKW type F7 is a 1937 Audi.

Maybe you do… but I didn’t.
I Googled it, so we’d all know.

BTW the picture was taken in 1937, when the car was new.

Last edited 1 month ago by SusanSunshine
happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

“Dude! What the heck are you doing back there?”

Arfside
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
1 month ago

Trying to create a gigantic hairball to hork right in the path to the bathroom tonight.

SusanSunshine
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1 month ago

I’m thinking the couch looks quite alarmed…

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Arfside
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

Well, yeah. They tipped it over on its back, and were probably going to try to hold it up there with 2 or 3 people hanging on to it with their hands sticking out the windows. Don’t ask me how I know. Let’s just say we were all young, inexperienced, and poor at one time.

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

That couch is just screaming for help!

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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1 month ago

For the ‘World of Tomorrow!’

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
1 month ago

It actually took pairs of pictures you looked at, when developed, with a special viewer, and saw 3d images.

It was supposed to be the wave of the future… But like 3d movies, it turned out that people didn’t want to wear special glasses at the movies, or look through a viewer one at a time to see your vacation pictures.

They wanted to hang Grandma’s picture on the wall, or make a baby scrapbook, that anyone could see.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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1 month ago

Peanut the Bunny for Bunday.

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More_Cats_Than_Sense
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1 month ago

Eagle.

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Tigressy
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1 month ago

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