August 10, 2026

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I spot a couple of ringers!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

The chocolate one looks like trouble!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

“We await your orders, colonel.”

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

They’ve heard the whistle, too.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

It’s not just the ladies who look like that. I once stopped for a guy who was trying to check his oil with the engine running because his car started running badly.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Arfside
1 month ago

My ex-husband was absolutely not a car guy.

He used to let the service station guys put oil in the car …(back in the days before self serve, when they would check all the fluids and say “Looks like you’re a quart down, sir.”)

I pointed out that buying oil at Grand Auto or the hardware store was a third of the price… So he bought a quart and learned to check it. Mind you, I didn’t drive yet.

Came the day it was a quart down… So he got out the oil, and in those days, a church key, cos it came in a can (lordy, I’m old)…. and said to me “okay Smarty Pants… where do I put it?”

For some reason, luckily, I actually knew! Whew!

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Let’s see, what are engine replacements running for these days?

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I would have understood if it had been a diesel and the tank – that would have worked…

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Because one just is not enough.

baconboycamper
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I feel a Yogi Berra-ism coming along…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

“I’ll gladly pay you Thursday for a couple of cheese biscuits today…”

baconboycamper
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

I remember (’cause I’m old…)
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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  baconboycamper
1 month ago

Yep, that’s who I stole it from.

I changed it Thursday so theu couldn’t get me for plagiarism.

baconboycamper
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

Plagiarism?
Here?
Surely you jest!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Uh, ma’am. You have a customer. Not a paying customer, but a customer all the same.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

There’s nothing like cuddles to make your day brighter.

mr_sherman
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Reply to  Arfside
1 month ago

I bet it made the doggie’s day brighter, also.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Hey, nobody drove off with them!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

He’s either walking on water, or walking on sky. Is this Fred Astaire?

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

It’s nice to see that people back then were actually having fun.. and a couple who seemed to enjoy each other.
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Most Victorian portraits look so somber… but a lot of it is due to the long exposures.

But the 1890s were when film was getting faster. If this was 1897, maybe a few seconds, indoors, occasionally a minute if the light wasn’t good, but less outside.

10 years later, the popular box camera and 1/25 second exposures would let candid shots like this be more common.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Someone is driving that forklift. They could make part of a circus act out of that.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

The HSE (OSHA) would like a quiet word about your safety procedures…..

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

What could possibly go wrong…Gore!

baconboycamper
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 month ago

“Not quite everyone’s tea”, Tigressy
Truly cringeworthy…

Tigressy
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Reply to  baconboycamper
1 month ago

Thus the spoiler-box with proper warning.

baconboycamper
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 month ago

Yes.
Indeed!
And I’ve seen some of these from where I worked for 35 years.

baconboycamper
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 month ago

Even without much knowledge of the German Language, I was able to follow along…

Tigressy
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Reply to  baconboycamper
1 month ago

Automatic subtitles are available.
Better yet (same splatter with hard-coded English subtitles):
https://archive.org/details/forklift-driver-klaus

crazeekatlady
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Darwin Award Committee has these two on file.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

And very well-dressed, too.
No wonder it’s called “the vegetator.”

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 month ago

I lke “The glass teat.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

According to Snopes.com, the fact checking website that just happened to show up in my results…. this “photo authentically shows an actual demonstration of German firefighting technology. According to German firefighting magazine Feuer Wehr, the inventor of the technology — a fire chief from Altona named Carl Burchard Köning — was demonstrating his own technology…

A photo of a demonstration of this same technology is featured in several historical archives and dated to 1899.”

Apparently it was briefly adopted in Berlin.

Thinking about the lightning burn photos we saw yesterday, it occurs to me that this suit might be dangerous near an electrical fire… but then, nobody was expecting those in 1899, though I imagine some had occurred.

In any case, the Boston Fire Dept looked into this technology, but decided it was too stiff, heavy and cumbersome, and would slow down response times.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Um…. about that……

Voxx
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 month ago

If Susan can’t find it …nobody can.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Voxx
1 month ago

Gwarsh…. blush….

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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1 month ago

And these two are:
Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe.

On the set of:
The Misfits.

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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I don”t know where my 3D glasses are!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

I have mine!
Wow.

DancingBuffalo
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1 month ago

I’ll second that.

Tigressy
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1 month ago

Bitter melon past its prime:

Bittergurke
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 month ago

Plus you haven’t exploded – yet.
Unlike the bitter melon above.

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