August 2, 2026

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Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Dog tired!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Jittery!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

It’s funny… I’m so used to these things tricking my eyes, I thought this was black and while and my eyes were inventing the color.

But it’s actually there.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

!!!

SusanSunshine
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20 days ago

This is so obviously fake, I couldn’t believe it when I tried to search for its creator, and saw dozens of links to Facebook, Instagram, and Reddit posts, treating it as a real example of old advertising.

I can’t read much of the text, but the few phrases I can make out would never have been said in the 1930s or 40s…. “magic powder” that gives you the energy to work throughout the night.

The big giveaway is simply calling it “amphetamine”. No one knew that word, possibly not even doctors. It would have advertised a product, not the generic name for a whole category of drugs. In fact the drug part was hush hush.

“Take Dr. Wilton’s Pure Slimming Syrup… It slims you down and peps you up!”

Anyway, I found one site that explains it…

It’s “a photoshop creation, a fake advert that seems to have been made by a user called NeoplasmSix who uploaded it to the b3ta forum as part of an “image challenge” back in 2011.

The instructions were

“to design old-time adverts from the days before we knew better – cigarettes that keep you healthy, soap that makes housewives love their husbands more and super-fast cookers using the wonders of radium. Challenge suggested by Mystery_Bob.”

The image is actually an altered version of an 1939 ad for Bile beans, a laxative and tonic of questionable repute.”

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Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Like life itself. So many paths to choose, and so many outcomes. May yours have been good ones.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Yow, Zippy! If I’m biker guy, I do not want to stay behind that truck.

Arfside
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
20 days ago

Well, I’d certainly not recommend moving up alongside the truck, either.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

There’s really nowhere to go.

They seem to be on an elevated lane or onramp, not at ground level, with no shoulders, and traffic lanes on both sides.

Can’t get to an edge to jump off, and if you did, the whole structure might be about to fall on you anyway.

Staying put till the shaking stops, hoping the structure holds and no logs fall off the truck … they do look pretty secure… is probably the safest bet.

Always remember … as it says in the Guide… DON’T PANIC!

JP Steve
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
19 days ago

And know where your towel is…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
19 days ago

Exactly.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Part of me

says
Audrey Hepburn
and part of me
says
West Side Story.
Those parts are not consistent.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
20 days ago

I’m certain that the first part of you is correct, which means that the second part of you can’t be.

The thing is…
Audrey Hepburn trained for years, in her youth, as a dancer and ballerina, and never totally gave it up. She was also 8 or 10 years older than Natalie Wood, who was already in her early 20s, but playing younger, in West Side Story

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Better send them to look for that mising little yellow ducky, about half a dozen images down from here.

Maybe they can quack to him. I don’t speak duck.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

That’s a pretty fine looking locomotive. Looks like it’s from the Norfolk and Western line.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  Arfside
20 days ago

It sure is!

From the Wiki:

Norfolk and Western 611, also known as the “Spirit of Roanoke” and the “Queen of Steam”, is the only surviving example of Norfolk and Western’s (N&W) class J 4-8-4 type “Northern” streamlined steam locomotives. Built in May 1950 at N&W’s Roanoke (East End) Shops in Roanoke, Virginia, it was the twelfth member of its class and was also one of the last mainline passenger steam locomotives built in the United States, representing a pinnacle of American steam locomotive technology.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

It looks like a turtle ate a snake, to make some sort of tursnaken… but no.

It’s a three-toed box turtle (Terrapene triunguis)…. a species, according to Wikipedia, of hinge-shelled turtle, native to the south-central part of the United States.

It’s the official reptile of the state of Missouri!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Bunnies!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Probably hanging with Waldo.
What I want to know is: How can George Jetson be in two places at once, {when he’s not anywhere at all?}

mr_sherman
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
20 days ago

The same with two Elroys.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

It looks like a kid’s Easter puzzle….

I don’t see the duck at all.

It’s possible that we don’t have the whole picture, or that the duck

might be…
one of the blurry bumps of the boat with George Jetson II, which we can’t see at this resolution….
Or that I simply missed it.

mr_sherman
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

The person behind Fred Flintstone has some serious deformities.
As far as the duck goes, I don’t think it’s there, either.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  mr_sherman
19 days ago

Yes, I was trying to figure that one out.

Seems to be a woman with a Mad magazine style face, and a few extra arms and feet, including a detached foot in her mouth…

Somehow I don’t think that’s the intent.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

The dog says, “We will go for a walk.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Taken around 1899.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Underdog! And Polly Purebred!

Arfside
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
20 days ago

And wearing a Spiderman outfit.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Yeah, sorry LL, but I think I’ve gotta go with Spiderdog here.

IIRC Underdog’s costume has neither mask nor spiderweb design.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Well, it would have been right where he shot if the ground hadn’t stopped its path!

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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20 days ago

Late Afternoon light, Sagrada Familia, Barcelona, Spain 2024.

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More_Cats_Than_Sense
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20 days ago

Peanut the Lop, for Bunday.

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More_Cats_Than_Sense
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20 days ago

Pacific Swallow.

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happyhappyhappy
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20 days ago

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
19 days ago

Looks like it’s “bark in the park” day.

happyhappyhappy
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19 days ago

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