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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

I wish my puppy wound slobber more and bite less.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Wow. That is disturbing, disgraceful, and dishonest.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Mom would give us some 7up when we had a tummy ache.
Or a sore throat.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

I can’t find proof at the moment, but I really think this is a spoof.

We had an ad posted here quite a while ago, maybe for a car… that I tracked down to an artist who specialises in phony or altered vintage “ads” that challenge modern mores, using parts of old images… and are meant to be funny.

I’ve looked for a bit but I can’t seem to find him right now.

I seem to recall that this is one of his.. even though tonight’s search leads to a lot of places that cite it as real. That happens to most of his work, if it escapes into the wild from his site.

The thing is, I also see it on “Funny picture” sites…

and there’s another version with Heineken.

If the 7-Up version is real, of course, that one could be altered from it… but I think they’re both fake.

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2 years ago

There’s no way this one is real:

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But I see that it’s from “Worth 1000”, which runs a Photoshop contest…

so maybe it’s not from the artist I was thinking of.

More research is needed. LOL

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2 years ago

Like letting Holly lick the beaters and the bowl when Gramma’s making rum cake?
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Liverlips McCracken
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2 years ago

The mother of a late friend of mine made a rum cake that was the stuff of legend. If you were going to have a slice of it, you had to hand over your car keys ahead of time.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

He has got to be named “Snoopy.”

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

I love that!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

A mind-numbing array of choices at the library.

Alexikakos
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2 years ago

 
Artist: Thomas Ngan
Hong Kong

 
COLLECTED ARTWORKS LINK
 
LINK TO TIME LAPSE OF THOMAS NGAN PAINTING THE ARTWORK ABOVE
 
Gave me something to do.
Bottom of the 7th / / Toronto 9 / Boston 2

 

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Bookstore? I smell used books. 🙂 Mmmm…

MontanaLady
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
2 years ago

one of my favorites!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Yes… I think it’s a bookstore too.

The glass door onto the street makes it look more retail space than reading room.

And while I don’t know whether they’re used or new, the books face front, showing off their covers.

Library books are usually shelved closer together, with their spines (and catalog numbers) facing us, except the ones on low shelves in the Children’s room.

….

BTW, Nighthawks… do you know why a couple of the images you posted have white dots in the middle of them?

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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

BUNNY!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Thats me. A Grey Hare.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  happyhappyhappy
2 years ago

I thought this was you? 😉

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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
2 years ago

Funny thing! That’s what i’m driving now. 😀
Mine is silver/grey.

Alexikakos
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
2 years ago

 

Location of More_Cats_Than_Sense’s picture (The World of Beatrix Potter attraction) and specifications for happy’s vehicle

 

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Alexikakos
2 years ago

Nope. One of us is wrong. 😀

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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2 years ago

The vehicle in the picture looks like a Nissan Leaf electric van to me. Here in the UK, ‘vans’ are cargo carriers, what you in the States call a ‘van’ to us is a ‘People Carrier’.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
2 years ago

It’s a Leaf.

Liverlips McCracken
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2 years ago

It’s the mustache twist that really separates the low-life from the ne’er-do-well.

Alexikakos
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2 years ago

 
A picture link to an article about the sculptures Cleveland’s Guardians baseball team took their new name from.
 
 
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Toronto 9 // Boston 3
 

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2 years ago

@Nighthawks… hope you saw my post to you yesterday, telling you about that name, after you posted a “whoosh” on Rotifer’s comment.

Names like “Cleveland Indians” just won’t do these days… and while some forms of PC go too far, I think for names like that, it’s about time.

Not so sure I think “Guardians” is much of a name for a sports team though, in spite of the reference.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
2 years ago

at the risk of started a war I will keep my opinion to my self

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

I said that in my original post under Rotifer’s comment and your “Whoosh.”.

I mean, that “Redskins” was the worst, and
I’d been thinking it was offensive for decades.

But before I went to bed I edited it out, cos my intent was just to alert you about the name change.

But it is amazing (or horrifying) that a word like that was ever considered suitable.

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Funny thing… I guess…. Maybe…

For a few years I traded friendly comments on some comics with a woman who posted as “Blackwolf.”

She called me Susan, and her avatar was a friendly looking black wolf face, so I called her “Blackie.”

She never said anything about it… then one day she changed to a new avatar… a young Black woman with glasses.

Oopsie…..

I posted that I was sorry for the nickname, and stopped using it…

But she never said a word.

happyhappyhappy
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2 years ago

Is that pony, perhaps, part dachshund?

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
2 years ago

Basset!

SusanSunshine
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2 years ago

Wow… that being a one-word comment, I typed it fairly quickly after my last one.

Truth be told, I’m NOT a fast typist, though… two index fingers, looking at the keyboard.

It didn’t post, and a red window opened, with a message from WordPress.

It said “You’re commenting too fast. Slow down!”

LOL!! I’ve never seen that one before!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

I had one of those yesterday.

Alexikakos
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2 years ago

 
I ran an experiment.
If I’m accurate in my timing, posting “comment 2” < 15 seconds after “comment 1” will result in the attachment below.
It appears just under the “Howdy (your name and avatar here)” bar.
 

Posting comments too fast bar.PNG
happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Alexikakos
2 years ago

That’s it!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Alexikakos
2 years ago

Yep….. That must have been it…

It was only there for a moment, so I didn’t remember the exact words…

Only the surprise!

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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2 years ago

It’s to stop Bots flood-posting.

happyhappyhappy
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2 years ago

SusanSunshine
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2 years ago

Buenos días, mis queridos Cleomigosy Cleomigas, tambien, si!)….

Today, Perro seriously thinks about riding again!

We’re getting ever so close!


 
In preparation… today we meet Toronado the famed horse of our hero.

A horse who has been waiting for years for his beloved master… in an underground cave… in fact, right below his father’s hacienda.

This is the cave that will become, if this tale is true to California’s real history, Perro™’s secret den, and the center of his operations…
 
It’s wonderful to see Perro’s reunion with his faithful steed… but …um… let’s watch from just a little farther back, shall we?

I mean… could somebody please open a window?
That horse has been closed up in here for years

Por favor… una ventana? …Ahorito!
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A little side note …. (the kind of thing Montana Lady likes to know, so perhaps some of you others do, too.)

As you can see, Toronado is a very special horse.

His name and personality were closely imitated in the horses chosen for some of the human copydog books, films and television shows.
 
But they didn’t have access to the distinctive breed used in Perro™”.

It was a closely guarded secret… a cross between the beautiful Andalusian and the so-called “basset horse”….

itself a cross-breed of Spanish pony and basset hound.

(Good guess, Happy³, but basset, not dachshund.)

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Perhaps it’s a good thing the humans didn’t have one…

cos that human impostor, Guy Williams, could never have ridden the original Toronado.

His feet would have dragged gracelessly on the ground!

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
2 years ago

You just don’t see the whole picture – in fact, the space behind the artist taking that picture of Toronado is wide open. There are only a few rows of high bushes to hide the entrance to the cave; Toronado was, is and will always be free to roam.

Alexikakos
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

 
From: “The Laura Secord Canadian Cook Book”
Prepared by the Canadian Home economics association
Published by McClelland and Stewart Limited Toronto/Montreal
ISBN: O-7710-4080-6

 
“Niagara Peach Pie”
 
Preheat oven to 450° F.
Prepare sufficient pastry for a 2-crust 9-inch pie. Roll out half the dough, line pie plate and trim. Roll out top crust.
Mix together:
2/3 cup granulated sugar 3 to 4 tablespoons cornstarch
Combine with:
4 1/2 cups sliced, peeled, fresh peaches (about 8)
Turn into pastry-lined pie plate. Dot with:
2 tablespoons butter
Sprinkle with:
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Cover with top crust.
Seal and flute edges and slit or prick top crust.
Bake in 450° oven for 15 minutes.
Reduce heat to 350° F. and bake for 50 to 55 minutes longer, or until filling is thickened.
 
From: The New Pennsylvania Dutch Cook Book
By: Ruth Hutchinson
Illustrated by: Tim Palmer
Published by: HARPER & BROTHERS NEW YORK 1958
Earlier edition published as: The Pennsylvania Dutch Cook Book (1948)
Library of Congress catalog card number 58-8873
 
PLAIN PASTRY
 
2 cups flour
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup shortening
5 tablespoons ice water
Sift the flour into a bowl with the salt
. Cut in the shortening by holding 2 knives in the hand like scissors.
Mix lightly, stirring with a fork while adding water.
Try to pour water on dry, flour parts of the mixture.
Form into a ball with lightly floured hands.
Chill before using.
 
Notes from me:
Bake on second rack (top rack is first) I’d keep an eye on it from the 40 minute mark during the second baking period (you might have “dry” peaches).
 

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

one of my all-time favorites!

Old Phart Plods
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2 years ago

Good morning Cleo plans!

doing this from my phone is a PITA.

but I couldn’t miss today and the story of Don Doggo and his alternate universe.

Y’all have a great day. ((((( HuGz!)))))

MontanaLady
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2 years ago

woo hoo! it’s hump day!

MontanaLady
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2 years ago

it’s funny. never once when we were in Los Angeles did we EVER discuss ‘skulldoggery’. harrumph. i guess you had to twirl a mustache and be called ‘evil’ in order to do it.

happyhappyhappy
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2 years ago

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