February 3, 2025

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JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Awwwww!

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Your inner Hopper is showing…

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  nighthawks
18 days ago

Typical, get to the bottom (Or top) of a flight of stairs, and stop to look at their phone…….. 😉

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
19 days ago

Another of yours?

JP Steve
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
18 days ago

Of course!

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
18 days ago

Do we see them all at once? They do look suspiciously similar…

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Tigressy
18 days ago

They all changed over time.
Teh Crypt Keeper especially.

JP Steve
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19 days ago

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

So I guess we’ll have to stop saying “When pigs fly!”

JP Steve
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
19 days ago

“When pigs are in the pilot’s seat?”

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  nighthawks
18 days ago

Old UK saying:

“If Pigs could fly, Scotland Yard would be London’s third airport!”

It’s also a bit of a backhanded insult:
(New) Scotland Yard is the Headquarters of the Metropolitan Police Force in London 😉

Last edited 18 days ago by More_Cats_Than_Sense
Tigressy
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
18 days ago

Who would have known.

😉

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Don’t stay there too long, little drone…

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Not so much Opie as Huck Finn…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
19 days ago

Yikes!

That’s exactly what I was about to say!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
18 days ago

It was my first thought.
We’ve gone from Opie to Huck. 🙂

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Makes me feel like I should get a bird feeder… but I think I’ll just invite them to California.

C’mon birdies…. it doesn’t snow here.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

I got five. 🙂

JP Steve
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
19 days ago

Yup (plus a maybe with an open mouth and short teeth…)

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  JP Steve
18 days ago

Saw that one. Made ya stop and look again! 🙂

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Assuming that….
Brown eggs with tusks are walruses (walri?)

And walruses without tusks are seals…..

Here are…

five seals I found:

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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
18 days ago

Yup!

mr_sherman
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Tusk, tusk. That wasn’t so hard to do.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

I am the walrus.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
19 days ago

Goo-goo g’joob 🎶

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Why you should not order a pillow with a photo print of your dog.

JP Steve
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
19 days ago

But what’s she squeezing him by???

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
18 days ago

His knees.

Um… right?

But don’t ask me about that white thing.

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
18 days ago

It’s just stuff…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

Did not!

Did too!

JP Steve
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
19 days ago

(S)he who laughs last…

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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18 days ago

“Didn’t get the joke.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

She’s taking over the cowch, and she refuses to moove.

But hay… if it’s standing in water, she really ought to bale!

It might not be stable!

(Yes, I’m udderly milking this with all the cheesy puns I can.)

Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
18 days ago

Or it’s bull and that ox (ill: airy) steers us to the wrong conclusion.
But they bow to your puns.

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
19 days ago

I always thought that in those vet stories a “calf bed” meant something different…

happyhappyhappy
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19 days ago

Boo! 😀

happyhappyhappy
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19 days ago

SusanSunshine
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19 days ago

It’s an American movie….

They’re flying to the Southwest, so they’re all wearing “PanAm-a” hats.

Ouch…

I was Delta blow, when I heard you were all United in booing that last one.

Please… can’t you just take it in the Spirit I intended?

Last edited 18 days ago by SusanSunshine
happyhappyhappy
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18 days ago

That one deserves a Boo to. 😀

Tigressy
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18 days ago

In that case they’re doomed.

Last edited 18 days ago by Tigressy
More_Cats_Than_Sense
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18 days ago

Sharing the sleep braincell.

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Alexikakos
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18 days ago

 
The first and second of three things from today’s London “Daily Mail.”
 

The ‘JOKE OF THE DAY’: What do you call a hores that lives next door?

 
A neigh–bour
 

 
It sounds good, and it’s simple.
 

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Alexikakos
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18 days ago

 
The last item.
 

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Alexikakos
18 days ago

Funny…. no pepper in the ingredients. Salt either.

Yes, both are mentioned in the “Method.”
But since it’s called peppered rice, you’d think somebody would notice the (presumed) typo 🙂

That’s ok… I’d leave it out anyway.
A little coriander, maybe, and a touch of garlic. Better.

JP Steve
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18 days ago

My stovetop rice ALWAYS burned to the bottom of the pot. Then I discovered my microwave. 15-20 minutes in a covered bowl and perfect rice every time!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
18 days ago

Absolutely.

I haven’t made rice on the stovetop in years.

I’ve had several microwave rice cookers.

None worked better than a plain covered container.

One exploded… Ok, the container itself didn’t explode but the lid blew off, and rice exploded all over the microwave.

The trick is having plenty of room in the container for it to boil up without overflowing.

SusanSunshine
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18 days ago

I just realized…. It’s February 3rd….

Today is the… Wow the 66th anniversary.

Am I that old?

SusanSunshine
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18 days ago

I was a kid… But I loved their music. (Still do!)

My parents hated it.
I kinda knew I was onto something.

Last edited 18 days ago by SusanSunshine
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18 days ago

Oops… Didn’t mean to leave out…..

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