July 5, 2023

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Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Mutt & Jeff? You have to be mighty old to get that reference.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

Hey! Who you calling mighty old, you whippersnapper?

MontanaLady
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

yeah… me, too!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

“I think we can just squeeze through. Slap a little grease on that upper edge.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Yeah, I was just thinking that the first guy to drive through it must have been very brave, or very drunk….

Or maybe just shaking in his boots.

Arfside
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Boss, are you sure it will fit???

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

As long as both the tunnel and the rolling stock are built to conform to the loading gauge, all should be fine. Here in the UK there are certain lines with a tighter loading gauge than the rest of the network, on one occasion the wrong coach got assembled into a train on one of those lines and lost the door handles off of both sides.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
1 year ago

It’s the “should” in that sentence that kinda shivers me timbers.

Your last sentence somehow reminds me of “Right Said Fred”…. the song not the group.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

What was built first, the tunnel or the train?

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  happyhappyhappy
1 year ago

I would guess the tunnel.

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

The tunnel at the end of the train.

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

all i can see is the NOSE!

P51Strega
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Perfect engineering, no waste ☺

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Cool!

and kinda funny.

Not much of it is NOT the doggie.
LOL
Just flip it upside down, and you’ll easily see him.

(If like me, you’re on a tablet or phone that automatically turns the screen right side up, like a gimbal on a shipboard candleholder…

You either have to practice your upside-down vision, or turn off that function, which is usually easy to do on the pulldown quick access menu.)

DennisinSeattle
Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

very clever!

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Or put the phone/tablet on a flat surface and rotate it 180 degrees.

Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Sound advice, but
don’t try that with a large old-fashioned desk-top monitor.

Saucy1121
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 year ago

Right click, choose edit image and rotate (it’s at the bottom).

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Saucy1121
1 year ago

Of course that’s what you’d do on a computer.

I was silly enough to assume people would do that, but since you can’t on a tablet, they’d try to turn it upside down instead.

Tigressy was catching me in my presumption.

Tigressy
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Reply to  Saucy1121
1 year ago

No need to,
And I’m able to read mirror writing, too.
Plus Ubuntu is obviously different from what you use.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Found it!
Looks a little like Lucas Turnbloom. 🙂

mr_sherman
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

I saw this one immediately.

MontanaLady
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Reply to  mr_sherman
1 year ago

i had to rotate it. now i can easily see it!

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Easy.

Saucy1121
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Right click, choose edit image and rotate (it’s at the bottom).

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

“No kibble? Let them eat fish!”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Yeah yeah… She never said it.

Marie Catinette was more clueless than cruel, and got a bad rap from bogus history.

But heck, I’ll perpetrate mythology any day, in the service of the tiniest trace of humor.

Please don’t stomp on it just to tell me your truth.

Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Funny – that exactly same name sprang to my mind.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

“Let them eat dry food. Or kibble.”

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
1 year ago

Um…..

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

You both must have posted at the same time. 😀

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

NOSE!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

The hen with the golden eggs.

Not sure I totally get the joke… But he’s saying

“Boss! You saw that I already repaired that failure of the safety on your pistol?”

I like the guy swinging out of the picture.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

“the failure on my (mi) pistola, or the failure on your (su) pistola?” Sorry, freshman/sophomore Spanish, 50 or 60 years ago, so I wouldn’t mind a clarification from somebody who is more fluent.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Arfside
1 year ago

I’m not sure I understand the question.

The fellow in the hall does say “su pistola”… Definitely your pistol.

And he’s talking to the one whose pistol went off in his waistband, making “my” even less likely in his sentence.

I guess the shot was accidental?

But if the first guy repaired the safety, why did it go off…

And is that supposed to be the joke?

Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

I never liked those comics much – but I do know that that first guy is a failure by himself, his repairs and inventions always bringing harm to his coworker.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 year ago

Oh, OK… Thanks.

I don’t know this comic at all.

So we’re supposed to know that being a bumbler or ne’er-do-well is his stock in trade…

And if he says he repaired something for his boss, the humor is supposed to be in knowing that not only will it NOT be repaired, it will be dangerous?

Hence the boss almost shoots off his foot.

Sadly, we don’t get many foreign comics in the US… characters that are known all over the world are completely unfamiliar here.

Also, this particular sort of naive humor is an acquired taste… Which, unfortunately, I haven’t acquired.

But that’s ok.. to each his own.

Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

As I said.

P51Strega
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Different take: The problem with the safety was that it was stuck in the SAFE position. The boss carelessly handled the gun, assuming it was safe. But it had been FIXED.

Greyhame
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

It appears that they have an adventure game

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

I’ve seen that before. Amazing.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Well, the Norks are certainly complying with the reduced carbon outputs. Keep on them to reduce it more!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

I saw this or a similar one in a video about North Korea… It was considered contraband.

The people weren’t supposed to see the comparison, or think electricity could come to rural areas.

There was also a museum devoted to the horrors of Western civilization…

Displays of utter nonsense, faked pictures of babies being eaten, people in mass jails… nothing to convey that any of it was fabricated.

It was maddening to watch, and know that people were actually being fed these lies.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

That’s John Oliver’s view on North Korea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrS0uNBuG9c

Or one installs yt-dlp (as super-user) and go to a directory of ones choice in a shell (not as su) and enter yt-dlp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrS0uNBuG9c if not wanting to enter ones age or anything personal.

Tigressy
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 year ago

And this one’s a decent summary (also from that show): https://youtu.be/a-lnPk5SFrk
It’s Weird Al!!!

SusanSunshine
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1 year ago

This must be an early “Do Not Touch.”

If Claude thinks he needs help with this problem, just wait for the dinosaurs and spaceships.

….

Of course, Cleo won’t be any more help with those.

She’ll just fret a bit about who’s going to pour the kibble if Claude can’t get back by dinnertime.

Then she’ll remember that Clara’s home, so it’s OK.

DennisinSeattle
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1 year ago

And you don’t look like Timmy, Claude.

SusanSunshine
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1 year ago

I know the new strip comes out about the same time every day, but some times it seems stranger than other times, especially when there’s a more or less nighttime holiday.

It’s July 5th in Cleo’s Cleveland.
We’ve closed the page, here, on everything 4th of Julyish…

But outside my California window it’s still daylight on the Fourth, and the kids are just starting to sneak their illegal fireworks into the street, too close to my car for comfort.

The public fireworks show won’t start for maybe another hour and a half, and the drinking and driving won’t be over for about 6 hours.

I stay home.

I think I’ll make dinner now.

Arfside
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

Yeah, just keep them away from Susan’s car.

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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

I’m home from my client and i’m in bed. I hope that they finish early tonight.
4:30 is too early without explosions until midnight. Or 2:00.

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

I’m voting for the latter.
We need you.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

Gee, that’s so darn nice of you…

Be sure to make the coffee.

Oh, wait… You’re talking about midnight.

Never mind.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
1 year ago

I like being able to read it before bed.

happyhappyhappy
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1 year ago

Yer not svelte enough for that, Cleo.

MontanaLady
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1 year ago

i fell monday night. so for the next few days i’ll have easy answers. at least today i can hold my coffee cup!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  MontanaLady
1 year ago

😲

Tigressy
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Reply to  MontanaLady
1 year ago

Get better!!!

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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1 year ago

Hope you didn’t do too much damage, and heal up quickly.

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MontanaLady
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
1 year ago

cute picture!

NOSE!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  MontanaLady
1 year ago

Montana Lady!!!

What have I told you about falling down!??

Bad girl!!

But thank God you’re OK!

You are, aren’t you? Mostly?

🙏

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
1 year ago

full of bruises. my pallitive care nurse is coming friday.

xoxo!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  MontanaLady
1 year ago

Be careful!

Tigressy
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1 year ago

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Tigressy
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1 year ago

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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 year ago

Wonderful! All grown, and i haven’t seen any goslings at all yet.

MontanaLady
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Reply to  Tigressy
1 year ago

oh, they’re soooo pretty!

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