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Alexikakos
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3 years ago

“The Ballad of Perro”

Warped in from here:

https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/televisiontvthemelyrics-sciencefictionwesterns/zorro.htm

Out of the night,
When the full moon is bright,
Comes the horsehound known as Perro.
This bold renegade
Carves a “P” with his blade,
A “P” that stands for Perro.

Perro, Perro, the whelp so cunning and free,
Perro, Perro, who makes the sign of the P.

He is polite,
But the wicked take flight
When they catch the sight of Perro.
He’s friend of the weak,
And the poor and the meek,
This very unique Señor Perro.

Perro, Perro, the whelp so cunning and free,
Perro, Perro, who makes the sign of the P.

Perro, Perro, Perro, Perro, Perro.

Apologies to: Norman Foster and George Bruns (yes, Bruns ) )

And here are the “Chordettes” on the Saturday Night Beech-Nut Show. April 26, 1958 with their version of “Zorro”

There are apparently several versions of the lyrics.

The “Chordettes” took this to 17 on the charts in 1958.

(2 minutes 25 seconds)

You can right click and select “Open link in new window” to make it easier to get back to “Cleo and Company”

Jump ahead to 23 seconds if you want to skip Dick Clark’s introduction. I don’t know if that’s Guy Williams as Zorro or not.

And leave us not forget that Señor Perro is…

…a pukka picaresque paladin with panache who causes palpitations in the hearts of pulchritudinous perroñetas everywhere, has never been guilty of paralogism or suffered from paramnesia but perchance may be paranormal in his ability to perceive the presence of plutocrats who pointedly pick the pockets of the people to preserve their positions of power — and turn them pallid as they feel the pampero of perturbation coming to their provinces.

Here’s Wikipedia on Guy Williams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Williams_(actor)

Liverlips McCracken
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3 years ago

Phew.

StelBel
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Reply to  Alexikakos
3 years ago

I wouldn’t even try to compete with your alliterative comment! I second Liverlips’ comment: “Phew.”

Alexikakos
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3 years ago

@ Everyone

I can’t imagine I’m the only one who’s found this out, but if you haven’t yet tried to see how the little bell with the strike through just to the left of the “Post Comment” button which has a pop-up saying “Notify of new replies to this comment” notifies you…

… it sends an email to the address you used to sign up.

It does give you the option of unsubscribing.

Posted at 21:55 hrs. O.C.T.

JP Steve
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Reply to  Alexikakos
3 years ago

just found it!

StelBel
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

…if you want more email coming in, that is. But, sure, it’s a good option for those that do.

JP Steve
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3 years ago

I know it’s been used before, but did Sergeant Garcia just “P” his pants?

Alexikakos
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

@ JP Steve

I would say that Perro épéed on him.

StelBel
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Reply to  JP Steve
3 years ago

still funny.

Liverlips McCracken
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3 years ago

The gauntlet has been thrown down, the face slapped, the challenge accepted.
The game is afoot!

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Tigressy
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
3 years ago

Is that an athlete’s foot?

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
3 years ago

Q: When is a game not a game?

A: When it’s a foot.

Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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3 years ago

My Favorite Partâ„¢ was Whist!
(and then in the next panel)
Whist! Whist!
Friends, I’m telling you, that is comic strip GOLD!

StelBel
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Indeed! We don’t expect any less!

Grog
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3 years ago

Where the sun don’t shine

SusanSunshine
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3 years ago

Cleomigos y Cleomigas!

Perro rides again!

OK, he didn’t actually ride again, cos he rode here on Wednesday
But it’s figurative… you know…

It’s a way to say his game is on again.

Speaking of which… his sword apparently plays whist. Very sophisticated. But we’ll cross that bridge later.

Perro is bold… he challenges Slurez openly and alone!

Openly except for that dinky little mask over his eyes… but I think it’ll be pretty easy for Slurez to recognise him, should he ever see him as Don Doggo.

Or will this be like Supermananother hero of whom Perro will claim no knowledge…. who had me tugging my hair in exasperation, as a child, walking right up to Lois Lane, ace girl reporter, his
only disguise a pair of glasses?

LOIS!! You idiot,” I would think. I didn’t know which of them was more frustrating… Clark, for risking exposure, or Lois,for not recognising Superman.

The day I got MY glasses, I walked into class and the teacher said “Hi Susan” .. not “Who are you?”

But perhaps I digress…

Meanwhile…Perro wields his sword with such amazing skill…

he can totally cut a P in the backside of someone’s pants…

and the center of the top part doesn’t even fall out!

Mad skillz.

Last edited 3 years ago by SusanSunshine
Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

That’s not Slurez who got “P”ed on here – yet.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Tigressy
3 years ago

Of course not!

It says right on top of the strip, that Perro is having his first confrontation “with Slurez’s lancers.”

and he’s not really “challenging” them, but overcoming them…. they’re no challenge to the likes of him..

But please read the message he makes them post, at swordpoint…

“Be it known, that Insulto Slurez is a thief and enemy of the people, and cannot long escape my vengeance.”

I’d call that an open and direct challenge.

It’s certainly not sneaky or anonymous… he brought it in person, and dared to sign it in front of those henchmen, risking serious reprisal.

Isn’t that good enough?

Last edited 3 years ago by SusanSunshine
Tigressy
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

“Perro is bold… he challenges Slurez openly and alone!

Openly except for that dinky little mask over his eyes… but I think it’ll be pretty easy for Slurez to recognise him, should he ever see him as Don Doggo.”

Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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3 years ago

How do you embed a video?

Last edited 3 years ago by Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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3 years ago

It was NOT intended as an insult to C&C. I would never use a pejorative to describe C&C, its penny-pinching producers, its cheapskate cartoonist, or its Evil Queen of … (oops – I forgot what @StillTheBelle is the Evil Queen of).
It was a reference to the fact that in All Things Sherpa, GoComics never does what it says it will do.
(if this is over your head ask @katina.cooper, she’ll explain it for you)

Last edited 3 years ago by Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
StelBel
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Tampering…………that’s Evil Queen of Tampering!!!

Liverlips McCracken
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I think, to start with, you have to buy it a couple of drinks. Then put on some mood music.

Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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3 years ago

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Last edited 3 years ago by Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
Tigressy
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I love that movie.
And since I’m a very active member on whatthemovie.com – the title was no Mystery to me, Men!

StelBel
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

ooh….there’s few wordplay gems in there that I missed the first time I read it. Doh!

“But we’ll cross that bridge later.”: So, I really thought that you were going to circle back to that subject and comment further. Got it on the 2nd go-around. Eyes are rolling at myself.

(note: this comment was in reply to Susan’s review [that starts: “Perro rides again”], way above this one. Somehow, mine ended up way down here.)

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  StelBel
3 years ago

I’m just glad somebody got it!

perkycat
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Still searching!

StelBel
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Reply to  perkycat
3 years ago

Susan’s right. Don’t let the butterflies, flowers, floral belts and crowns, top hats and …….hot dog? distract you from your quest. When you find it, it’s a somewhat disappointing little heart. It’s just a tiny bit bigger than this one ♥, and it’s hollow…just an outline.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  StelBel
3 years ago

I thought for a moment that it was a hot dog, too…

But it’s a banana.

What looks like a yellow bun is the banana, and what looks like the hot dog, on top of it, is a bit of the brown background peeking through, under the lavender (gray?) elephant.

And wow, you’re pretty free with the hints, there.
Perkycat is gonna think you’re nicer than me.

It’s not true, Perky!

Honest!

Sniffle.

StelBel
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

Oh, yeah…….it IS a banana! I should have enlarged it (was too lazy). It’s not the heart, though.

Don’t you think that it warranted a lot of hints? This puzzle was as bad as the Frog one.

And, of course I am the nicer one, Perkycat! You KNOW that’s true. OK, ok….I know that I’m known as the EVIL Queen, but really, I’m as nice as blueberry pie…..all sweetness and good (and, yeah…..a little flaky, too, I guess……)

Susan, can I get you a tissue??

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Found it… I think.

It’s surprisingly unassuming, Perky, if indeed I found the right one… but I don’t really think there’d be two.

Last edited 3 years ago by SusanSunshine
StelBel
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

I have no doubt that you found it.

Nighthawks has posted the answer to the elephant/heart puzzle on March 6th.

StelBel
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

You mean that’s not ‘state-of-the-art’???

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

I’d think it’s really hard to fight Zorro while balancing a lit candle on your elbow!

Last edited 3 years ago by SusanSunshine
StelBel
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

OMG!! I was just thinking that, then I read you comment! Just about spit out the water I was drinking!

StelBel
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Beautiful………um…….bird.

Apparently, further bird identification is not my specialty….I’m lucky I got that far.

Tigressy
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Reply to  StelBel
3 years ago

Kingfisher.

Don’t ask me how he manages that.

StelBel
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Reply to  Tigressy
3 years ago

Thank you.

Old Phart Plods
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3 years ago

Good morning, Cleomigos and Cleomigas! Q Date: 357.98774.64

NATIONAL CHEESE DOODLE and MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DAY
There are a lot more but the other guys won’t let me type ’em.

Will too….you better nothey he can do whatever he wantssays you

(sigh) Here’s the link for the others> https://nationaldaycalendar.com/what-day-is-it/

Hee heee! Perro pee’d on tubby’s butt.

MINE

Y’all make sure there’s enough Cheese Doodles for everybody in your head. (((((HUGS)))))

StelBel
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Reply to  Old Phart Plods
3 years ago

And, that’s enough cheese doodles for you AND Nighthawks!

StelBel
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Looks like you’re a full-fledged fan now and even posted one that I hadn’t seen yet! Hilarious! And, the comments there are almost as entertaining.

Thanks for including this today.

MontanaLady
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3 years ago

I just watched the video about Hollywood………….OMG! The drivers were awful, almost hitting pedestrians. And that turquoise Thunderbird turning left and stopping in front of our camera. Yikes! And worse of all…………….SMOOOOG!

Thanks for posting a look back!

perkycat
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

Yes, I enjoyed that. You really took your llife in your hands crossing the street! No police around at that time, I guess.

MontanaLady
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3 years ago

WOW! Perro is really good! He managed to ‘whist’ through all layers of the Lancer’s clothing and get down to bare skin. Bravo!

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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

I’m still mystified that the center patch of the “P” has not fallen off, as Susan pointed out (and, I hadn’t even thought of until I read her observation).

Tigressy
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Reply to  StelBel
3 years ago

Clotted blood…

perkycat
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3 years ago

Only one answer needed for two questions. This is getting good!!

MontanaLady
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3 years ago

I have one tiny complaint on the wonderful new format………

I spend too much time here! I have to read and check out the videos and ALL the comments. Then, I delay making breakfast until I’m finished. A good way to loose weight!

LOVE IT! Y’all keep it up.

(oh, is there a way to reply to the videos? or, who posts them? Or does Nighthawks do them?)

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

I think in those days, we pedestrians had no ‘rights’. Nothing but courtesy these days!

Liverlips McCracken
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3 years ago

Fuzzface!
Who’s a good dog?

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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

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Liverlips McCracken
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3 years ago

Must be the Mother Superior.

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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
3 years ago

LOL ! good one, Liverlips!!!

Grog
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3 years ago

I managed to find a bunch of elephants, nothing more.

StelBel
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3 years ago

Nighthawks has posted the answer on the March 6 page.

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