May 10, 2021

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perkycat
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

You forgot 5. She wants to pay her bribe, too. Hopefully he had a heavy cup to carry around.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Yes… I agree with PerkyC.

My route was exactly as given in Nighthawk’s answer. or you can go in the other direction, cos it’s the same…

except that I didn’t skip #5.

That might make it shorter (though not really, cos you have to go right past it anyway)…

But it’s cheating!

After years of running the Tiki Bar… I know you gotta keep an eye on monkeys!

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Easy, Jocko just goes through the door and takes the elevator.

The reason NH didn’t include #5 was she was already dead……..see the knife sticking out of her back?

perkycat
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

I missed that ‘little’ detail. You could be right ~ she wasn’t hearing the music.

Alexikakos
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

 
Accepting that the monkey can’t do the diagonals between the windows
 

 

I get
Organ → shoulder → 09 (or Organ → 09 directly)
09 → 05 → 01 → 02 → 06 → 07 → 03 → 04 → 08 → 12 → 11 → 10 → 09 → shoulder

 

 

Alexikakos
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3 years ago

 
Accepting that the monkey can do the diagonals between the windows
 

 

I get this slightly shorter route
Organ → shoulder → 09 (or Organ → 09 directly)
09 → 05 → 01 → 06 → 02 → 07 → 03 → 04 → 08 → 12 → 11 → 10 → 09 → shoulder

 

P51Strega
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Reply to  Alexikakos
3 years ago

The diagonals make the rout longer. To go from one vertical pair of windows on the top two floors to the next there is one horizontal space. Whether you go straight across and then down, or diagonal and then up, you still have the same number of vertical moves. So the only difference is the length of a horizontal step vs the longer diagonal step.

Alexikakos
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Reply to  P51Strega
3 years ago

 
You’re right ‼ !   🙂
I somehow forgot I was adding the hypotenuse and not subtracting the leg. What a   🤡    ‼ !
 

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Thomas’s English muffins has nothing on Ol’ Blue!

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3 years ago

SusanSunshine
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3 years ago

SusanSunshine
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3 years ago

Not that I really care for the sentiment in either.

Go already!

Lying and pretending aren’t love…

and quit playing the victim.

perkycat
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3 years ago

Open up a can of dog food, Claude, and see what happens.

‘The call is coming from inside the house’…….and then what happens????

Arfside
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3 years ago

Living with someone who is starting the road into Alzheimer’s can be tough. Still looking for that miracle cure, but…
Always And Forever, No Matter What.

MontanaLady
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Reply to  Arfside
3 years ago

So sorry to hear that, Arfside!

Arfside
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

Working on it. Enrolled in a Biogen clinical trial to test a theory. If it works, it will help people everywhere. Still sweet and loving, but I have to answer the same questions a few times. Maddening at times, but worth every minute. I’m sure you and MMM feel the same way about each other.

MontanaLady
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Reply to  Arfside
3 years ago

Yes we do! Keep me posted on this clinical trial, my Friend!

I have just been diagnosed with Parkinsons Plus this February. Doctor says I have 3 to 5 years. So each day is a pleasure. It, too affects the brain. MMM has been like you!

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

Oh my gosh.

Tigressy
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

Sh…

GerardD
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

I’m so sorry. I feel for you.

JP Steve
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

(and Arfside) So sorry for both of you.

bambushie
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Reply to  MontanaLady
3 years ago

I just saw this, I am so sorry to hear this, all my prayers, stay strong

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  Arfside
3 years ago

Well now THAT, as we used to say in the old country, bites the Big One.
Good for you for trying to make something positive out of a bad situation. If you can help science find answers to these questions, you contribute to the solution.
Live long and prosper.

SusanSunshine
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3 years ago

I shall be released…

Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
3 years ago

@SS – You beat me to it.
P.S. Levon Helm is from Turkey Scratch, Arkansas.
(to quote Casey Stengal, “you can look it up”)

Rotifer MY AVATAR IS BETTY BOOP'S BUTT Thalweg
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

Busch Memorial. The 1966 All-Star Game at the new venue would showcase not only the game’s greatest talent but, also, the St. Louis summer at its scorching worst. After the National League labored for 10 innings and a 2-1 victory in 105-degree heat, honorary NL coach Casey Stengel was asked what he thought of the new Busch. “It holds the heat well,” he deadpanned. At least the 75-year-old Stengel made it through the day without suffering from heat exhaustion; 150 others within the stadium weren’t so lucky. 

Ballparks Busch Memorial Stadium

Liverlips McCracken
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3 years ago

C’mon, Claude. You know the old adage: Let sleeping dogs lie. Ignore it at your peril.

Old Phart Plods
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3 years ago

Good morning, Cleophans.

Ahhh. The sleep of the dead. I used to have to be hammered to sleep that hard. Now all I have to do is hold still for a minute.

It’s National Shrimp Day. We ate em yesterday. No wonder they weren’t that good.

Welp…. y’all have a blessed day. (((((HuGz)))))

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Alexikakos
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3 years ago

 
Here’s a different take on shrimp.
 
From:
“THE HOUSE OF CHAN COOKBOOK”
Doubleday & Company, Inc., Garden City, N. Y.
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 52-5543
Copyright, 1952, by Sou Chan
 
SWEET-AND-SOUR SHRIMP
 
1 Pound fresh large shrimp
Oil for deep frying
 
BATTER FOR SHRIMP
 
1 egg
1/2 cup sifted flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons water
 
SAUCE
 
1 cup vinegar
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup water
3 tablespoons catchup (sic)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
2 cups shredded canned pineapple
2 large green peppers, each cut diagonally in 8 pieces
2 large tomatoes, each cut in 6 wedges
1 tablespoon cornstarch
 
Wash the shrimp, shell, clean, and drain them. Split
them along the back but do not cut all the way
through. Beat the egg; add flour, salt, and water, and
beat until smooth. Dip shrimp in the batter; fry in hot
oil till golden. Drain.
 
In a large enamel saucepan put the vinegar, sugar,
1 cup water, catchup, salt, pepper, pineapple, green
peppers, and tomatoes. Bring to boiling point. Mix
cornstarch and 2 tablespoons water; stir into the sauce;
cook till thickened. Add shrimp; heat; stir; mix thor-
oughly. Cook 1 minute after boiling point is reached.
4 servings
 

Tigressy
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Reply to  Alexikakos
3 years ago

I have a similar recipe that uses pork.
Chicken works, too.

Old Phart Plods
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3 years ago

And the rest

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MontanaLady
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3 years ago

Sarcasm? Is Claude using sarcasm? Nah. Must be someone else I’m thinking of.

DryandDusty
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3 years ago

Good morning Balladeers, ((((( Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

DryandDusty
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3 years ago

What a cute Bassett, Nighthawks!

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
3 years ago

I like old guys!

Katina Cooper
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3 years ago

Cleo knows how to keep Claude from bothering her.

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