May 13, 2024

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
4 months ago

Reminds me of StelBel.

mr_sherman
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4 months ago

Women on a guy’s mind. What’s so strange about that?

Tigressy
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4 months ago

Is that robot in the background related to Bender?

Greyhame
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4 months ago

Kinda racy for “53.

P51Strega
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4 months ago

Looks like my cat scan results.

P51Strega
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4 months ago

Tigressy
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4 months ago

Arfside
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4 months ago

That looks like a cross between a pup and a bear cub.

SusanSunshine
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4 months ago

In the beginning it’s a dog but it’s turning into a bear cub on the goose.

Which BTW is much more patient than the ferocious geese I’ve known.

Last edited 4 months ago by SusanSunshine
mr_sherman
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4 months ago

That’s a duck.

happyhappyhappy
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4 months ago

Small puppy!

SusanSunshine
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4 months ago

Whatever.

The length of their necks kinda overlaps, so the only way I can tell a short necked goose from a long necked duck is by the beaks.

I can’t see this one well enough… But yeah, it’s probably round enough to be a duck bill.

Obviously I’m no waterfowl expert.

Sigh….

SusanSunshine
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4 months ago

I love Legos!

Mine are random pieces from flea markets and such, so I don’t have many people… And no female ones!

I’d say I want a girl/woman one like that, but I have to keep them all packed away anyway, so I won’t play with them.

Last edited 4 months ago by SusanSunshine
SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
4 months ago

Israeli Army I believe.

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
4 months ago

Aw, Mom! I was gonna come the third time you called me!

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
4 months ago

When I say you’re in time out, I mean now!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
4 months ago

Wow, it’s the sub-Saharan baobabrocolli plain!

SusanSunshine
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4 months ago

I don’t think I need to post a solution unless anybody asks.

P51Strega
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Reply to  nighthawks
4 months ago

Got ’em 🙂

Alexikakos
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4 months ago

 
Are we sure about that?
 

SusanSunshine
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4 months ago

I think the first lady looks beautiful.

Greyhame
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4 months ago

Third one looks like the biker who runs down my road helmetless upon occasion. Once he hits forty.

SusanSunshine
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4 months ago

About today’s Cleo …

Of course I can guess… But you can’t pry the answer from me with a… um…. with ….. YOU know….

P51Strega
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
4 months ago

I bet it’s not
caw ahead for reservations

P51Strega
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4 months ago

Likely not
The critics are raven about our new bar

P51Strega
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4 months ago

And certainly not
Who do I have to murder to get into this place.

Alexikakos
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4 months ago

 
There is more than one version of Dutch apple pie.
(read the instructions before making / the ingredients list is confusing)
 
From: The New Pennsylvania Dutch Cook Book
By: Ruth Hutchinson
Illustrated by: Tim Palmer
Published by: HARPER & BROTHERS NEW YORK 1958
Earlier edition published as: The Pennsylvania Dutch Cook Book (1948)
Library of Congress catalog card number 58-8873
 
“Apple Custard Pie”    Credited to: Mrs. Donald L. Helfferich
 
2 heaping cups stewed sour apples
2 eggs beaten separately
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup butter
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
Pinch of salt
2 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar
Vanilla

 
Instructions for recipe
Use recipe for
 

Plain Pastry (No credit given.)

 
2 cups flour
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup shortening
5 tablespoons ice water
 
Sift the flour into a bowl with the salt. Cut in the shortening by holding 2 knives in the hand like scissors. Mix lightly, stirring with a fork while adding water. Try to pour water on dry, floury parts of the mixture. Form into a ball with lightly floured hands. Chill before using. Roll out on floured board, lifting rolling pin instead of pushing, rolling always in one direction. Makes 2 8-inch shells.
 

 
Line pie dish with the crust. Chill. Stew and mash the apples. beat egg yolks, blend butter, sugar, and salt, add the egg yolks. Stir in apples and nutmeg. Pour filling into crust, put on top crust, seal and crimp edges of pie, bake in 350° oven for about 45 minutes. Beat egg whites stiffly with pinch of salt, add confectioners’ sugar and a little vanilla. Spread this meringue over the top crust, return to oven, and brown for 15 minutes at 300° – 325°. Makes 1 9-inch pie.
 
Notes from me:
As I said, the ingredients list is confusing:
Remember to separate the eggs and beat the yolks and whites separately.
 

Alexikakos
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4 months ago

 
The pun is obvious:
It’s a ravin’ bar.
 

Tigressy
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4 months ago

A murder of crows. The lawyers approach the bar…

Yes; of course…
it’s a crow bar.

happyhappyhappy
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4 months ago

Boo! 😀

Tigressy
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
4 months ago

I think the hidden answer is the right one…
Otherwise: I hope they hit it.

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  Tigressy
4 months ago

Yours is the best i’ve seen.

Greyhame
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4 months ago

It’s a rooster bar.

A rooster crows.

Geezer points if you recognise that little bit.

mr_sherman
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4 months ago

So much for my
Bar Bar Caw (Barbecue)

Liverlips McCracken
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4 months ago

“Margaret! Fetch me my crowbar! I’m going hunting for nighthawks.”

SusanSunshine
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4 months ago

Gosh I thought I was totally giving today’s pun away in my first post.

I didn’t realize nobody would get it or anybody would still be guessing!

So much for subtlety.
I guess I have to hit people over the head with a… one of those things…

Like Tigressy said hours later, and Liverlips hours after that….

I meant, of course, that….
it’s a crow bar!

P51Strega
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
4 months ago

That’s the easy answer; the one I didn’t want to give.

Tigressy
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4 months ago

And that’s how you get an open bar anytime. Or bar open…

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