September 18, 2026

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happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
21 days ago

My kitten is just as bad.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Not that I’ve taken home food from so many restaurants in recent years, but from what I’ve seen, they don’t put “doggy bag” on your doggy bag any more, probably for just this reason.

I mean, just in case your dog can read.

At one restaurant they gave me a little white paper box that said “Tomorrow’s Lunch”.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

“Okay, seriously. I need you to do this for me.”

JP Steve
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

” I would now like to play Beethoven’s “Sonata in G”…”

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  nighthawks
21 days ago

I’m having a difficult time trying to come up with a purpose for this…

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Reply to  DancingBuffalo
20 days ago

It is the first step (nyuk, nyuk) in making toe-jam sandwiches for a large contingent of summer day campers.

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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

One day these two guys were just loafing around, getting really baked, when one of them said, holding up a plastic bag,

“Hey, we blew so much dough on this weed, and the only food we bought is this junk.
I Wonder© what would happen if we put it on the stairs. We gotta step up our game.”

“It would taste horrible… but at yeast it’s something to do. Don’t forget the risers!”

You can see how that idea panned out.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
20 days ago

I tried to do that last night, but I’d had a long day, and didn’t have the energy to keep fighting autocorrect, which hates puns, and tried to “correct” them.

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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

She’s just well bread…

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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

She is certainly a beauty, whatever the species.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

It’s a white-lipped python.

Funny, it’s so many colors, and the name focuses on the teeny bit of white.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
20 days ago

That’s what we said, too.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Hey. If you were really Mr. Softee, you’d give me one for free.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

This might be a tough place to get a flat tire patched.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Looks like
Mark Twain, to me.

More_Cats_Than_Sense
Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
20 days ago

That’s who I thought.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Yes. you’re right. It’s an autochrome photograph, another very early type of color photography, taken of him at age 72, in 1908.

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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Eerily similar to Josef Stalin lying in repose.

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SusanSunshine
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Reply to  baconboycamper
20 days ago

Except for the part about… you know….. pining for the fjords, and all that.

Mr. Twain is not yet ex.

His twain hasn’t weft the station.

Last edited 20 days ago by SusanSunshine
JP Steve
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Reply to  SusanSunshine
19 days ago

I see you managed to beat your autocorrect into submission…

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

It was taken in Oregon, a lot of years ago.

I looked it up last night but never posted it, and now it’s getting too late to do it again.

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Michael Cheney’s “Wrigley Building Night Impression” (much of that is in the image info in the hover flyout) – more of his paintings here: Gruen Galleries, and Cheney’s own page 2014 Paintings.

Last edited 20 days ago by DancingBuffalo
SusanSunshine
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Reply to  DancingBuffalo
20 days ago

Do you guys on computers get a flyout?

Maybe that’s why it seems like some people can see the file name, which I can’t till I download.

You can’t properly mouse over things on a tablet.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

I don’t know why they call it the “wriggly building.” It hasn’t moved at all.

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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
20 days ago

It’s pretty wriggly in the water.

DancingBuffalo
Reply to  nighthawks
21 days ago

I’d have a LOT more protective gear on if I tried that.

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

I am willing to assume that there is a name for whatever activity this young lady is about to undertake, but I haven’t a clue what it might be. Hopefully, she has sufficient, appropriate protective gear on. Otherwise, she faces a prospect of epic status road rash.

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Reply to  Liverlips McCracken
20 days ago

Looking at the camera position, I’d say ‘YooToobe Vlogging’.

Or she’s trying to get a clip on the ‘Failarmy’ YooToobe channel.

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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

I dunno… If it weren’t for the middle “legs” (arms?) tripping each other up, it might be easier to keep your balance on those than on something smaller… They have a wide center of balance, if that’s the right term.

Oh, and the unstable way she’s attached to them probably doesn’t help, with what looks like a few zip ties. I can’t figure out what they’re holding on to at her heels.

But somewhere there are two office chairs without their feet, immobile, and probably crying…. though if the feet survive intact, maybe they can be reattached.

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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Stepping out in front of a bus in those conditions is a monumental act of faith. Either that, or he is the bus driver.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

I don’t think I’d let my kid do that!

Not because of the contents of the bottles, but because she’s sharing the nipples, or feeding tubes, with wild animals, who might carry germs humans aren’t acclimated to.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

I feel like it’s giving me orders….

Liverlips McCracken
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

Instantly.

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

OK.

mr_sherman
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Reply to  nighthawks
20 days ago

I approve.

happyhappyhappy
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20 days ago

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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20 days ago

And this is:
James Cagney

In:
‘The Public Enemy’ 1931

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JP Steve
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Reply to  More_Cats_Than_Sense
19 days ago

Was he ever that young?

More_Cats_Than_Sense
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20 days ago

Tree Creeper in a puddle.

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13 days ago

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