September 8, 2021

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Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

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SusanSunshine
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2 years ago

They showed it to us in 10th or 11th grade “health” class!

Even back then it was ancient.

It was before anyone I knew had ever heard of drugs or marijuana, but it was so melodramatic, we laughed at it anyway.

Even the teacher visibly rolled her eyes…

But it was part of the required curriculum.

Years later, I bought a copy on VHS…
But I lent it to somebody, and never got it back.

Of course, it had already done its work of keeping me on the straight and narrow…

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DennisinSeattle
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Yum! Love a good Reuben!

JP Steve
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2 years ago

Howcum I hate rye bread, corned beef, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, but I love me a Reuben…

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Tigressy
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Reply to  JP Steve
2 years ago

They cancel each other out.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  JP Steve
2 years ago

Wow. Someone else who hates rye bread.

I also hate sauerkraut, and Swiss is nowhere near my favorite cheese…

But I do like corned beef…

And i hate Reuben sandwiches.

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
2 years ago

I’m right there with you except I don’t eat those sandwiches. I don’t see how anyone can like sauerkraut. And don’t try to fool me with Swiss cheese. And yes, I do like corned beef. Although my husband likes sauerkraut, he doesn’t fix it. He does, however, eat sardines which are just as bad at smelling up the house.

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  perkycat
2 years ago

I don’t eat them either!

I make corned beef and cabbage, with onions, potatoes and carrots…

The leftover corned beef makes great sandwiches… but with no rye bread, sauerkraut, cheese, or mustard.

At home or at the deli, I have them hot, on whole wheat bread, or occasionally a sourdough roll…

With ketchup.

I’ve come perilously close to being kicked out of delis, Judaism, and even my own family for ordering it that way, but I stand my ground!

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Reply to  JP Steve
2 years ago

Because you have an open mind. I would never touch a sandwich or anything else tha had even one ingredient I dislike. I applaud you, JP, for even trying a Reuben.

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Reply to  DennisinSeattle
2 years ago

Dennis, be on the look-out next week….

MontanaLady
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Reply to  StelBel
2 years ago

ooooo… sounds ominous…

StelBel
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Reply to  MontanaLady
2 years ago

It is! Bwa ha ha…..

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Yes!

Arfside
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Needs more corned beef. And sauerkraut. And swiss cheese. 🙂

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Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Plus an in-built saw to cut it up. – Check.

DennisinSeattle
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2 years ago
DennisinSeattle
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2 years ago

People, click on this link, you will not regret it!

MontanaLady
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Reply to  Arfside
2 years ago

ohhhhhhhhhhh yum!

SusanSunshine
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Reply to  Arfside
2 years ago

Look closely, and you’ll see that the picture shows three quite different half sandwiches!

The top one is a grilled Reuben… the bread is brown and toasty, the meat warm and juicy, and the cheese melted.

The bottom one is the same only cold. I don’t know whether they’re about to grill it, or serve it cold.

But the middle one is just plain corned beef…

If that’s whole wheat bread, or sourdough, even pumpernickel that’s unseeded and not too rye-ish,

throw some ketchup on it, and I’ll eat it, thanks.

🙂

Last edited 2 years ago by SusanSunshine
DennisinSeattle
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2 years ago

What does Cleo have against dead cow, for Basset’s sake?

With this song, Reetha introduced “Sock it to Me” into the American vernacular.

I always love Baby Dean!

Tigressy
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2 years ago

Just roll with it, Cleo.

Or in it, for that matter.

happyhappyhappy
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2 years ago

I’ll take her share. 🙂
Especially if there is some kind of sausage involved.

SusanSunshine
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2 years ago

Yeah, I would think a dead cow would be something Cleo would absolutely love to find in the house!

Even if it were slightly more aged than a human would appreciate… or a lot… a dog who rolls in mail-order dead animals would be thrilled to sniff a bovine aroma upon opening the door.

Sauerkraut, OTOH, is an acquired taste.
One that Cleo, apparently, has never acquired.

And frankly, neither have I.

It’s not from lack of exposure… my mother loved it…
She didn’t make her own from scratch, the way her mother did… But she’d grown up eating it.

It was on the dinner table now and then, with our corned beef or hot dogs… we also went to kosher delis.

I like corned beef, I love cabbage… cole slaw, stuffed cabbage, cabbage borscht…. I eat pickles of almost all descriptions, sour, salty, or sweet.

I just don’t like pickled cabbage. No sauerkraut.
So sue me.
You can have my kimchi, as well.

So what I’m trying to figure out is what Cleo could have said…

What smell a dog would use to insult the smell of sauerkraut by comparison.

Calling it a rotten carcass would be a compliment… Even a 7-days-beached whale.

Is there actually anything worse to their noses than sauerkraut?

I knew a dog who hated pet shampoo…If he smelled clean or floral, he’d be frantic till he could escape, and find anything to roll in that would reverse his bath.

If there were no dead squirrels or rotted snails, he’d grumpily make do with dirt… But you could tell from his expression that wasn’t good enough

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Reply to  SusanSunshine
2 years ago

Oops… that got away. Easy to accidentally post on this tablet.

I was only going to add that I HAD a dog, though, who loved perfume, and floral scents.

She’d stop on walks to sniff roses, and chewed the honeysuckle in our back yard….

But she most adored a neighbor’s gardenia bush, and would try to drag me into her yard.

Besides, no humans would get it if Cleo said “Pee-yew, it smells like a flower shop in here.”

DryandDusty
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2 years ago

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

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2 years ago

She doesn’t like the sauerkraut because she can’t roll in it, but according to P1 she likes Wham.

Good morning all… Back to PT! Yay!

NATIONAL AMPERSAND DAY â€“ NATIONAL PEDIATRIC HEMATOLOGY/ONCOLOGY NURSES DAY

Had plenty of the nurses in the family in the past 10 years. Bless ’em.

(((((HuGz!)))))

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

I was just noticing today that my pain level has definitely decreased to a ‘discomfort’ level. Hooray! Love my PT gal!

perkycat
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Reply to  MontanaLady
2 years ago

That’s good to hear. Keep healing!!

MontanaLady
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2 years ago

thanks! feels great!

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

That slow?

MontanaLady
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Was this a police car chasing that speeding bullet?

Tigressy
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Reply to  MontanaLady
2 years ago

Unfortunately, that’s not unusual here.

Tigressy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Yes.
But those bullets stick to killing only themselves most of the time.
Except when it’s foggy and they crash into the end of jammed traffic…
There are speed limit signs, but a general speed limit to 130 km/h would be wise (the car manufacturer lobby doesn’t want that). With only 2 lanes per direction, I’m sure those signs indicate “only” 100 to 120…

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

Could anyone tell what it was?

Tigressy
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Reply to  happyhappyhappy
2 years ago

BMW or Mercedes Benz.

MontanaLady
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2 years ago

Aha! That’s the secret! Just heat up some really old sauerkraut and Cleo (Her Sweetness) will gladly eat her kibble!

perkycat
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2 years ago

Definitely with you there, Cleo. And to think some people eat that stuff!!

MontanaLady
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Reply to  perkycat
2 years ago

i’d eat it without the sauerkraut!

happyhappyhappy
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Reply to  nighthawks
2 years ago

At that time I’m with a client.

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